SF vs. NY

The next time your hip East Coast friend tells you that New York is better than San Francisco, you just send them here. No self-respecting San Francisco woman would do this to herself. Can you imagine Ann Getty or Denise Hale posing in a ridiculous hat? Only for charity, my dear, and then only in jest.

But one really shouldn’t be too nasty about these ladies. I mean, if YOU were burdened with a name like Cricket Burns or Candy Hamm or Mish (that’s a MAN, by the way), you might show up to lunch wearing a flower pot on your head too.