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Citizen of San Francisco

Is this an “only in San Francisco” thing?

SFluxe recently read about the bulletproof duvet covers sold at Citizen:Citizen and became intrigued. A bulletproof duvet cover?? Come on! If your relationship is getting so bad you have to result to bulletproof bed linens, it’s really time to see somebody, don’t you think?

Anyhow, we wondered what else Citizen:Citizen sold to help us through these violent times, and went to their website only to become absolutely puzzled. My dear, you must check it out for yourself and see if you can figure out what it all means. We think they sell stuff (like the wonderfully scary vase above), but we’re just not sure.

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